My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.
this is amazing
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
OH MY GOD
*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”